“Shoo!” yelled I.
Glare – went the cat.
“Go away!” commanded I.
Dirty look – gave the cat.
“Stay away!” ordered I.
Hrrruuumph – said the arrogant cretin.
“No crapping here,” warned I.
A mangy white butt – showed the tomcat.
“I’ll track you down!” growled I.
Don’t give a damn – yelled its rude retreating back.
“I’ll be watching you!” threatened I.
Snigger – went a haughty swaying tail.
“Pleaaasseeee …” whispered I.
Inspired by the gangster tomcat who crapped on my balcony. The day after I chased him away from that very same spot. I swear he had turned and given me the deadliest, most malicious look ever. Now, I think twice about pissing him off!
